Power Platform Shitposter (BS-600)
The certification Microsoft never asked for — and the community absolutely needed.
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The BS-600 measures your ability to detect corporate nonsense, question "coming soon" roadmaps, and maintain healthy skepticism in the face of relentless product renaming.
This exam is suitable for professionals who have spent at least 12 months in the Power Platform ecosystem and have developed an involuntary twitch when they hear the word "Copilot" added to yet another product name.
"It's not about bullshit. It's about rising above it."
Skills Measured
Roadmap Skepticism
Distinguishing "coming soon" from "coming eventually, maybe"
Licensing Decryption
Explaining Power Platform licensing without crying
Rename Resilience
Keeping track of product names across Tuesday-level renames
Critical Thinking
Spotting conflicts of interest in "objective" partner reviews
Exam Details
Questions: 10 multiple choice
Scoring: Up to 30 points
Time limit: None — unlike Microsoft support, we don't keep you waiting
Passing score: Everyone passes. It's about the journey.
Cost: Free. Unlike the certifications it parodies.
Study material: Perspectives on Power Platform — the official curriculum for this unofficial exam.
Certification Tiers
Apprentice Shitposter
0–10 pts — Still believes the roadmap
Certified Shitposter
11–20 pts — Healthy skepticism achieved
Elite Shitposter
21–30 pts — You probably have a newsletter